Dealdle badges

Dealdle has 94 badges, each with its chance per roll. EP is 100 divided by the chance, so a 1 in 1,000 badge pays 100,000 EP. The rarest is GOAT, a royal flush in spades, at 1 in 2,598,960.

• Ace High: No pair, straight or flush, and the top card is an ace. 1 in 5, 517 EP
• King High: No pair, straight or flush, and the top card is a king. 1 in 8, 774 EP
• Queen High: No pair, straight or flush, and the top card is a queen. 1 in 12, 1,219 EP
• Jack High: No pair, straight or flush, and the top card is a jack. 1 in 20, 2,038 EP
• Ten High: No pair, straight or flush, and the top card is a ten. 1 in 37, 3,693 EP
• Nine High: No pair, straight or flush, and the top card is a nine. 1 in 75, 7,494 EP
• Eight High: No pair, straight or flush, and the top card is an eight. 1 in 182, 18,200 EP
• Seven High: No pair, straight or flush, and the top card is a seven. 1 in 637, 63,700 EP
• Pair: Two cards of one rank. 1 in 2, 237 EP
• Two Pair: Two pairs of different ranks. 1 in 21, 2,104 EP
• Three of a Kind: Three cards of one rank. 1 in 47, 4,733 EP
• Straight: Five ranks in a row, not all one suit. 1 in 255, 25,480 EP
• Flush: Five cards of one suit, not in a row. 1 in 509, 50,880 EP
• Full House: Three of a kind and a pair. 1 in 694, 69,417 EP
• Four of a Kind: All four cards of one rank. 1 in 4,165, 416,500 EP
• Straight Flush: Five ranks in a row, all one suit. 1 in 72,193, 7,219,333 EP
• Royal Flush: 10, J, Q, K and A, all one suit. 1 in 649,740, 64,974,000 EP
• Rainbow: All four suits. 1 in 4, 379 EP
• Mixed Bag: Two suits twice and a third once. 1 in 3, 274 EP
• Leaning: Three of one suit and one each of two others. 1 in 4, 448 EP
• Two-Tone: Only two suits, three and two. 1 in 10, 971 EP
• Flush Draw: Four of one suit and a stray. 1 in 23, 2,330 EP
• Suited: All five of one suit. 1 in 505, 50,485 EP
• Team Red: Three or four red cards. 1 in 2, 211 EP
• Team Black: Three or four black cards. 1 in 2, 211 EP
• Seeing Red: All five cards red. 1 in 40, 3,951 EP
• Blackout: All five cards black. 1 in 40, 3,951 EP
• Faceless: No jack, queen or king. 1 in 4, 395 EP
• Face Card: Exactly one jack, queen or king. 1 in 2, 237 EP
• Two-Faced: Two face cards. 1 in 4, 399 EP
• Crowd: Three face cards. 1 in 15, 1,515 EP
• Full Court: Four face cards. 1 in 131, 13,126 EP
• Royal Court: Nothing but jacks, queens and kings. 1 in 3,282, 328,152 EP
• Featherweight: The ranks add up to 26 or less, aces high. 1 in 21, 2,143 EP
• Lightweight: The ranks add up to 27–35, aces high. 1 in 4, 406 EP
• Middleweight: The ranks add up to 36–44, aces high. 1 in 2, 241 EP
• Heavyweight: The ranks add up to 45–54, aces high. 1 in 4, 388 EP
• Super Heavyweight: The ranks add up to 55 or more, aces high. 1 in 29, 2,856 EP
• Scattered: No two ranks side by side. 1 in 5, 549 EP
• Connected: Two ranks side by side, never three. 1 in 2, 173 EP
• Three in a Row: Three ranks in a row, never four. 1 in 5, 502 EP
• Four in a Row: Four ranks in a row, one short of a straight. 1 in 27, 2,658 EP
• Five in a Row: A straight, in any suits. 1 in 254, 25,380 EP
• Ace Up the Sleeve: At least one ace. 1 in 3, 293 EP
• Rockets: Two aces or more. 1 in 24, 2,399 EP
• Trip Aces: Three aces or more. 1 in 570, 56,995 EP
• All Four Aces: Every ace in the deck. 1 in 54,145, 5,414,500 EP
• Gutshot: Four cards to a straight with a hole in it, or one end blocked. 1 in 9, 920 EP
• Open-Ender: Four ranks in a row that a card at either end makes a straight. 1 in 33, 3,318 EP
• Monster Draw: A straight draw and four cards of one suit. 1 in 141, 14,073 EP
• Jacks or Better: A pair of jacks or higher, or any better hand. 1 in 5, 485 EP
• Five-Card Charlie: All five count 21 or less in blackjack (faces 10, aces 1). 1 in 19, 1,857 EP
• Twenty-One: All five count exactly 21 in blackjack (faces 10, an ace 1 or 11). 1 in 69, 6,908 EP
• Aces and Eights: Two aces and two eights, or more. 1 in 1,593, 159,250 EP
• Dead Man's Hand: The black aces and eights, A♠ A♣ 8♠ 8♣: the hand Wild Bill Hickok held. 1 in 54,145, 5,414,500 EP
• The Wheel: The lowest straight: A-2-3-4-5. 1 in 2,538, 253,805 EP
• Broadway: The highest straight: 10-J-Q-K-A. 1 in 2,538, 253,805 EP
• Rock Bottom: The worst hand in poker: 7-5-4-3-2, not all one suit. 1 in 2,548, 254,800 EP
• Eight or Better: Five different ranks, none above an eight (aces low). 1 in 45, 4,532 EP
• Side-Eye: A card drawn in profile: J♠, J♥ or K♦. 1 in 4, 376 EP
• One-Eyed Jacks: Both one-eyed jacks, J♠ and J♥. 1 in 133, 13,260 EP
• One-Eyed Royals: Every card drawn in profile: J♠, J♥ and K♦. 1 in 2,210, 221,000 EP
• Marriage: A king and a queen of one suit, as in pinochle. 1 in 33, 3,327 EP
• Bezique: Q♠ and J♦, the pair the game bezique is named for. 1 in 133, 13,260 EP
• Death Card: A♠, the card of death in folklore. 1 in 10, 1,040 EP
• Black Maria: Q♠, the 13-point card in Hearts. 1 in 10, 1,040 EP
• Curse of Scotland: 9♦, called the Curse of Scotland since the 1700s. 1 in 10, 1,040 EP
• Beer Card: 7♦, the beer card of bridge players. 1 in 10, 1,040 EP
• Natural: An ace and a 10, J, Q or K: a blackjack inside the hand. 1 in 4, 366 EP
• Twinning: A pair in matching colors, like 8♥ 8♦. 1 in 5, 526 EP
• Suited Connectors: Two cards of one suit and neighboring ranks. 1 in 3, 288 EP
• Six Seven: A 6 and a 7. 1 in 10, 998 EP
• Leet: An ace, two 3s and a 7: 1-3-3-7. 1 in 620, 61,998 EP
• Triple Seven: Three 7s or more. 1 in 570, 56,995 EP
• Sixty-Seven: The ranks add up to 67, aces high. 1 in 28,250, 2,824,957 EP
• Nice: The ranks add up to 69: four aces and a king. 1 in 649,740, 64,974,000 EP
• W: A made hand: a pair or better. 1 in 2, 200 EP
• L: Nothing: no pair, straight or flush. 1 in 2, 200 EP
• It's Over 9000: The five ranks multiply to more than 9,000, aces high. 1 in 1, 145 EP
• Main Character: One card is the only one of its color. 1 in 3, 334 EP
• Touch Grass: Three clubs or more: a patch of clover. 1 in 11, 1,078 EP
• Slay: A red queen, Q♥ or Q♦. 1 in 5, 541 EP
• Don't Panic: The ranks add up to 42, aces high. 1 in 21, 2,135 EP
• Mid: The ranks add up to 40, aces high: the most common total. 1 in 21, 2,078 EP
• Blaze: A 4, a 2 and a 10: 4-2-0. 1 in 42, 4,188 EP
• Not Found: Two 4s and a 10: 4-0-4. 1 in 104, 10,378 EP
• 1984: An ace, a 9, an 8 and a 4: 1-9-8-4. 1 in 242, 24,172 EP
• Pi: Exactly 3, ace, 4, ace, 5: 3.1415. 1 in 6,768, 676,813 EP
• Jenny: Exactly 8, 6, 7, 5, 3: 867-5309. 1 in 2,538, 253,805 EP
• GOAT: A royal flush in spades. 1 in 2,598,960, 259,896,000 EP
• Delulu: Four cards to a royal flush in one suit, and not the royal. 1 in 2,765, 276,485 EP
• Ohio: A 7 and a 2 of different suits: Hold'em's most cursed start. 1 in 13, 1,253 EP
• Cooked: Nothing at all: no pair, no flush or straight draw, nothing above a 10. 1 in 45, 4,512 EP
• NPC: The most common deal there is: no pair, suits 2-2-1, one face card, Middleweight. 1 in 22, 2,161 EP